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Bad Birthdays

by Sarah Christensen Fu
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The Truth Behind Your Crappy Sun Sign
This is a book for anyone who is irritated by the disconnect between the perky promises and mindlessly cheerfully affirmations that apply to a specific sun sign and the crappy week that ensues. It is the ultimate corrective to the plethora of happy sappy horoscope books and inane astrology columns that appear in daily newspapers around the world.
Revealing the truth (whether you like it or not) about your star sign, Bad Birthdays uncovers the true quirks, oddities, and unpleasantries that characterize your unlucky sign of the zodiac and rule your destiny. When it comes to love, do you think that watery Pisces are naturally romantic lovers? Think again—if you're unfortunate enough to have a relationship with a Plagued Pisces or a Contemptible Cancer, you're in trouble. Reference the relationship sections to rate your compatibility with other star signs, or at least highlight where the cracks are going to show.
With special sections detailing the unlucky personalities with whom you share your birthday, as well as unfortunate events that might have happened on your birthday, Bad Birthdays contains all you'll never need to know about your sign.
So whether you're a Cursed Capricorn, a Tragic Taurus, or a Lousy Libra, we're all doomed to a destiny that is far less peachy than everyday astrologers would have us believe.

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Publisher: Hampton Roads Publishing

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  • ISBN: 9781612833323
  • Release date: April 1, 2014

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  • ISBN: 9781612833323
  • File size: 6471 KB
  • Release date: April 1, 2014

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subjects

New Age Nonfiction Humor (Nonfiction)

Languages

English

The Truth Behind Your Crappy Sun Sign
This is a book for anyone who is irritated by the disconnect between the perky promises and mindlessly cheerfully affirmations that apply to a specific sun sign and the crappy week that ensues. It is the ultimate corrective to the plethora of happy sappy horoscope books and inane astrology columns that appear in daily newspapers around the world.
Revealing the truth (whether you like it or not) about your star sign, Bad Birthdays uncovers the true quirks, oddities, and unpleasantries that characterize your unlucky sign of the zodiac and rule your destiny. When it comes to love, do you think that watery Pisces are naturally romantic lovers? Think again—if you're unfortunate enough to have a relationship with a Plagued Pisces or a Contemptible Cancer, you're in trouble. Reference the relationship sections to rate your compatibility with other star signs, or at least highlight where the cracks are going to show.
With special sections detailing the unlucky personalities with whom you share your birthday, as well as unfortunate events that might have happened on your birthday, Bad Birthdays contains all you'll never need to know about your sign.
So whether you're a Cursed Capricorn, a Tragic Taurus, or a Lousy Libra, we're all doomed to a destiny that is far less peachy than everyday astrologers would have us believe.

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New Age Nonfiction Humor (Nonfiction)